January 2011
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our music theory teacher just said that space and...
Never thought I’d be too sober for this class.
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Sweet baby jesus why am I going to class right now...
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This book has gone from so-bad-it's-funny, to just...
cer-sei asked: What book is it that you're reading?
:o
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This book is so bad but I can't stop fucking...
It’s like Twilight, but written by a non-Mormon who likes fairies.
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Apparently my costume was confused with someone...
It is a fucking size four and doesn’t fit my boobs and I can’t breathe but DAMN I look skinny.
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I KNOW WHAT I'M BEING FOR HALLOWEEN NEXT YEAR.
Bellbottom pants, matching shirt and mittens, and a brown tail, and I will have a complete My Little Pony costume.
Because nothing says “I’m a responsible adult” like My Little Ponies.
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The House GOP's Plan to Redefine Rape →
“This bill takes us backwards to a time when just saying no wasn’t enough to qualify as rape.”
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YOU GUYS I HAVE FOUND MY CALLING.
It’s blending my own tea.
Seriously you guys, my mint ginger tea is amazing.
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I think I spend more money on teas and...
I am turning into such a fucking hippy you guys.
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NYU has a snow day.
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Today seems to be calling for a lot more Red Bull...
Now I’m still sleepy, and also can’t feel my face.
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My handwriting is kind of way cooler on the iPad...
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Tomorrow might kill me.
Classes 8am to 1:45pm, break, more classes 3:30pm to 6:40pm, dinner, rehearsal from 7pm to 11pm.
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Professor MacFarland: So why is this Monty Python scene so funny?
Random Student: They're British.
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Hannah: I just used a charm on my mother's heirloom bracelet to open a can of Red Bull.
Matt: You classy broad.
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There are 32 scene changes in the first 25 pages...
themovieguru42:
hannahbaba:
Can you say schizophrenia?
How many different locations, because that determines whether the producer will hate you too.
Only like, three. It just jumps around more than Ocean’s 11.
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There are 32 scene changes in the first 25 pages...
Can you say schizophrenia?
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I need to find a new on-campus hidey-hole for my...
All my old favorite places to read got over-run by loud people by the end of last semester.
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differentnotweird:
-splinched:
hermionegrangerandarocketship:
-donteverlookback:
OH MY GOD.
THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST THING EVER.
this is amazing.
I will never not love this.
I HAVE LITERALLY LOST THE ABILITY TO EVEN
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I don’t think anyone will ever understand how much I love The Lord of the Rings.
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I love when ambient meditation music suddenly has...
I don’t know about you guys, but the blood-curdling cries of predatory birds always makes me feel really relaxed.
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My roommate is now only a part-time student with...
Dude, it’s the first day of classes.
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The song 4:33 is four minutes and thirty-three seconds of silence. It was...
– Prof. MacFarland
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Why is there Enya-style soundscape music playing...
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I was so intent on not sleeping in I accidentally...
It wasn’t nearly as bad as waking up to an alarm.
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I have my first 8am class in a year and a half...
My alarm is set for 6:30.
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My mother just referred to Geoffrey Rush as my...
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Wrote 15 pages in 24 hours.
Now if I can only keep this up once classes start.
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I just realized that I know nothing about how...
But I do know that Des and Dewitt realistically have 1-2 hours before they die of hypothermia.
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I just had to crawl across my roommate's bed WHILE...
He didn’t even wake up.
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look, jack, i dont have a lot of personal life experience. but if i have learned...
– liz lemon, 30 rock (via kristinetuna)
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How is this episode only 10 pages.
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OMG CHRONOS JUST BEHAVE.
Why is everyone being terrible to each other. I did not plan this. What am I writing.